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NECA Bioshock Infinite Sky-Hook Replica

Available for $79.99 from GameStop

“Can you imagine how much easier life would be with a Sky-Hook? Need a beverage — Sky-Hook. Gotta close the door — Sky-Hook. Want to move from one side of Columbia to the other or help disgraced Pinkerton agent Booker DeWitt save Elizabeth from being recaptured by Songbird — you guessed it — Sky-Hook.

It’s the only way to travel.

This life size 1:1 prop replica is exactly how the Sky-Hook would look in the real world. The Sky-Hook measures over 22″ in length and is nearly 11″ tall, it features motorized action that causes the gears and 3 hooks to spin when the trigger is squeezed

Details include supportive arm brace and highly detailed engravings as if this replica came directly from R.J. Pickwick Manufacturing. Authentic to in game model including all the screws, woodgrain, metal and leather textures. Highly detailed and game accurate.”

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