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Monthly Archives: December 2017
incorrectaceattorney: Apollo: Here, Athena. Merry Christmas. Athena [unwrapping the gift]: …Oh! A hair dryer! Athena: Thanks, Apollo! Ever since I lost my hair dryer, I’ve been meaning to… Athena: [examining the hair dryer more closely] Apollo: [uncomfortable silence] Athena: …Wait a second…This IS my hair dryer.
ask-cloud-skipper: pr1nceshawn: Customer Service Wolf. That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service
thetiredpianist: farrentalon: young-il-long-kiyoshi: cryoverkiltmilk: squeeful: ineptshieldmaid: marzipanandminutiae: feels-for-the-fictional: satanpositive: Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. I have been waiting for this post all my life. They are indeed purple,But one thing you’ve missed:The concept of “purple”Didn’t always exist. Some cultures lack namesFor a color, you see.Hence good old […]
jennytrout: gayred5: littleoldariel: markv5: – Смотри: я сфинкс…. Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important “look: i’m a sphinx” That *was* important.
shin-holly: the-same-lie-twice: gray-colored-life: iamnotbitten: halakitalot: blissfully-winter: TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!! TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!! TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER HAPPY HALLOWEEN CHRIST
“No need to fight over me, boys. I’ll open both of your gifts!” Star’s second greatest fantasy is coming true…Also, Tom is less pink, but not canon-purple. Call it a compromise. My Gift is Better on dm29.deviantart.com More Star Stuff | Hip To Be Squire | TREE HUNT POSTCARDS & PRINTS
walkthcmoon: today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for itlike how do you lose an entire melon
teadalek: HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY
musicalhell: icecreamsandwichcomics: This song never made any sense to me. It does when you realize they probably planned on killing and eating most of those birds.