A boy and his father gets into an accident. The father dies and the boy is barely alive. The boy is rushed to hospital and the surgeon, who looks at the boy, says, “I can’t operate on him. He’s my son.” The paradox resolves itself when one realises the surgeon, majority of whom are usually […]

doctor-wholock: timelessseaphire: ufuckinsnowglobe: There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’ but there is an ‘ood’ wat We must feed… …you if you’re hungry.

tardiscookies: moraniarty: supholmes: … and so sherlock and john never met. the end. THE SHOW WOULD CONSIST OF JOHN LIMPING AROUND LONDON AT VARIOUS SPEEDS “Who’d want me for a flatmate?” John asked, completely serious at the notion that anyone would actually want to room with him. He glanced at his old colleague when he […]