rapidlyadvancingpancakes: angelshavethephonebox: unemployed-ingreenland: ladyknucklesinshape: I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this. wait hold the fuck up who in harry potter was named doge Elphias Doge. ITS BACK

theancienthawaiiansusedtosay: My roommate just ordered “none pizza with left beef” Dominos called him after placing the order online to make sure it was not a mistake. It is too early to be laughing this hard

mandimoojooce: felicityredbarrow: sappire-charizard: six6vi: Just in case I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important. As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them […]