ghasp-its-her: write-it-motherfuckers: cj-riker: write-it-motherfuckers: dawnoftheagez: write-it-motherfuckers: dawnoftheagez: write-it-motherfuckers: Person A: “Are you going to tell me why exactly my apartment is filled with stuffed animals? I literally can’t see the fucking floor.” Person B: “There was a car accident outside.” Person A: “……” Person B: “……” Person A: “ Yeah, ok, gonna need a liiiittle more information then that.” OMG […]

grimehands: luckylesbiano: spacefroggity: luckylesbiano: orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to […]