star-divination: haiku-robot: wonderfulworldofmichaelford: curiooftheheart: wonderfulworldofmichaelford: curiooftheheart: wonderfulworldofmichaelford: curiooftheheart: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: slapandticklelol: “This poem doesn’t rhyme.” Dude about to make haikus: “Oh you haven’t heard?” fuck you The first line is six syllables. THIS POEM DOES-N’T RHYME That’s 5 syllables Poem is two syllables. Po-em. Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say […]

bunjywunjy: absolutepie: Want. A. Worm. Want. A. Worm. AHAHAH TOO BIG WORM TOO BIG  FUCKDAMMIT CARL ITS 6AM I’VE WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS A DOZEN TIMES AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA GET IT (Source: https://bunjywunjy.tumblr.com/)

defilerwyrm: heroofthreefaces: smarter-than-the-republicans: tilthat: TIL after a millionaire gave everyone in a Florida neighborhood free college scholarships and free daycare, crime rate was cut in half and high school graduation rate increased from 25% to 100%. via reddit.com That’s ONE millionaire. Imagine what all millionaires and billionaires could do for this country if they actually […]