pottergenes:

i did it i bought the fuckin vegemite chocolate. it’s everything i imagined it to be and worse. i took a bite and knew right away that i would never recover. it’s like if you combined your favourite thing in the world, say a dragon, with another thing you liked, say your home, and now your home is on fire and everything you love has perished and all that’s left are ashes and the bitter taste of regret. i spent $4.50 on this. no i borrowed the $4.50 so i owe money because of this. i now know this is a godless world.