SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY,
NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD
AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS ILLEGAL. THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS ARE BEING DENIED. SHAPE SHIFTING ANIMALS.
