special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bus stop and like…. I’m not a bus so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the roof of St. Bart’s and like…. I’m not Sherlock Holmes so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the library and like…. I’m not a book so….yea