Okay. I had my fun. So I don’t get any angry letters, here is Shining Armor’s secret (My Brother’s Secretkeeper).

It’s gibberish. It wasn’t text that was supposed to be readable. The intention of that is for the secret to be, well, secretive, and for you to come up with Shining Armor’s traumatic secret yourselves and for it to be whatever you want it to be.

But watching you guys come up with stuff that ranged from German to a royal pregnancy to “DERPY’S” was pure evil and I couldn’t stop.

So no more guesswork. It’s not meant to be deciphered.