So it was brought to my attention yesterday that these things exist. 3A, those madcap figuremakers behind the ones with Metal Gear, Portal and Team Fortress 2 IPs? They’re working with frederator-studios and we have these. 

Those are fully-articulated, posable Bravest Warriors figures with detailed cloth garb, with Chris and Beth for Wave One and more to come with Wave Two with Danny and Plum this summer. 3A is also working on the Bee and PuppyCat IP.

Chris stands at 30cm high, with Beth slightly under. They go for US$100 a pop from May 21st.

And now my response: WHAT. NO. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS OH MY GOSH THEY ARE SOOOOO CUTE.